bruinsstrong:

This story keeps on getting better and better

bruinsstrong:

This story keeps on getting better and better

ruinedchildhood:

That moment the store plays your song while you’re shopping

ruinedchildhood:

That moment the store plays your song while you’re shopping

neuroticnerdgasm:

theweedteacher:

Bobs Burgers is incredible when you’re high

One dime at a time.

aviculor:

clannyphantom:

why do teenage boys go through that phase where they just imitate female moaning noises

it’s the only way they can hear it

taddle:

numb-ly:

IM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD HELP

OMG

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

itscreepyworld: